Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Graphic Tee

Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip

True to size with a comfortable, forgiving fit. No stiff, high-shrink blanks here—just premium, soft-washed comfort for the daily grind

• Humor that stands out on the job site, in the shop, or at the bar.

• Heavy-duty, double-needle stitching to survive actual work.

• Premium print that won't crack or peel after three washes.

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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit